Something to laugh about

Although lately my life have been quite miserable but on the other side I still can find something interesting in my life actually.
First case
You know my birthday was in the early month of July. My collegues in my office actually forgot about my birthday so they said they will replace it with having a dinner after office hour. And we decided to go Shabu-Shabu. And Shui Fen, I bet you remember that day I ask you about the Shabu-Shabu telephone number. That was in the middle of July already. And I told them that no need to celebrate since my birthday have been like so many days back then. Then they still insist want to celebrate my birthday there. They actually suppose to bring the cake to be cut there but the person who suppose to bring it forgot to bring it along so they decided to cut the cake on Friday in office. And so coincidence that on Saturday will be Glen's(my employer's daugther's husband) birthday. And he thought that we brought the cake for his birthday. And he thank us for bringing the cake. And he even sing the birthday song like this,"Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me....., Happy Birthday to me." And suddenly his wife said, "Aren't we are celebrating Anna'a birthday as well?" To me is better they forgot because I am embarassed when all people are looking at me and sing the birthday song for me. And that time I can remember that when I am in form six that time, Melissa and Sheng Wa bought a cake for me and we did celebrate my birthday in school. I am very happy that time. Okie...., Back to my story. Then they started singing for me this time. And while we are eating the cake and have some chat. Esther(Glen's wife) said that tomorrow she is throwing a birthday party for Glen. And she ordered an erotic cake.
Esther:They do all type of eroctic cakes, normally they will made a huge breast cake but this time I ordered a vagina cake for Glen*giggles*.
Glen: Are you kidding me? How do you aspect me to eat such a cake?
Esther: Well, it is ment to be like that.
Glen: Ok, tell me. Shaved or unshave?
Esther : I don't know.
Glen: Oh my goodness.
It was like when we heard that she ordered such a cake, we burst out laughing. I suppose all of us won't do that to our boyfriend or husband, rite? *LOL*
Second Case
Today me and my collegues are going to KFC to have our lunch there. So my office hired one part-time accountant where she only come in once a week and she is sitting in a room. So this time when we go to lunch, we all get ready with our bag to hop into the car and drove to KFC. When suddenly, Alvin(my collegues) remember that Shi Minh(our accountant, we use to call her swimming) is still in the office and we totally forgot about her. Then we quickly ran up to the office and open the door. And my employer said to her,"Aiyah, we totally forgot about you. We even switch off the lights and locked the door. Luckily Alvin remembers that you are in the office*LOL*." Then we are separated into two cars. (p.s Actually I don't like the accountant that much because everytime when we go for lunch that time, she always talk like she knew everything ^__^ I even feel like clapping my hands when I know that we forgot about her *evil* ;P) Then when in KFC that time, my employer repeat again that she should thank Alvin for reminding him that she is still in the office and besides that he will laugh as though it was very funny. And she just layan him and laugh a bit.*roll eyes* And this is not the first time we forgot about her and we always laugh that we forgot about her totally.
Third Case
When I am in Alvin's car, so I ask Alvin," Eh, ngo ke luin leng mm leng(Eh, my curls look nice or not?)" Then he is like 'What?' Then I ask again. Then he started laughing. And guess what........
He actually thought that I was asking him,"Eh, ngo ke lin leng mm leng(Eh, my breast look pretty or not) Then my other collegues also laughing like hell. Hmmm... Maybe because I am having flu that is why...
Fourth Case
Today I call a lawyer firm to ask the clerk to fax me information. And she ask me who is on the line. So I reply, " Anna here". Then she fax me the information that I need with a fax cover written 'Attention : Miss Anna Hia'. Then myself started laughing because I didn't know that she mistaken that I say here=my surname. *LOL*